Plague Life Continues

I continue to devote much time to instructing my goblins, elves, and nymphs through the magical mirrors. Those who study the history of the king’s lands have a creative report on the Great War due at the end of the week next. Already one has whined, for she does not like the choices, not wanting to have to perform before the mirror. When I didst point out that there were indeed two options that could be completed by scroll, she bemoaned that there were not more, for she wanted more options. I wonder if they headmaster shall mind when he learned I turned her into a toad..

My elves and goblins who study the history of all the known world found themselves trapped in a prison, verily an Escape Room, within the mirrors. One didst cry for help through the mirror often. He could not understand that the executioner was coming for his head. For that was the fate of those trapped in the land of the Franks during their revolution and thus his if didst fail. Forsooth, he should have paid heed to the notes which I sent out to him and his fellows. For he did not understand when I warned him of the monster known both as Madame La Guillotine and the National Razor. A beheading ’tis only fitting for such ignorance, as to ignore the notes.

Meahnwhile, I didst send an owl with a message to the market, securing four bottles of the best soap of the hand. Verily, I didst send it to the shop of Ser Bath and Master Bodywork. I await their delivery by owl of such succulent scented offerings.